Men are not romantic

Joyce: Jimmy babe, now that we are engaged, I think we should start calling each other using pet names, sweet names. James: (uninterested) alright babe. So what do you wanna call me? Joyce: I think I will call you tiger James: Why tiger babe? Joyce: (sexy tone) because you're charming, handsome, smart and calculating.          And you Jimmy babe, what do you wanna call me?   James (still uninterested): I think I will call you zebra Joyce: (smiling and kissing his cheek) ooh that's sweet, why would you call me that? James: because of your stretch-marks!!!!!!!!