Joyce: Jimmy babe, now that we are engaged, I think we should start calling each other using pet names, sweet names.
James: (uninterested) alright babe. So what do you wanna call me?
Joyce: I think I will call you tiger
James: Why tiger babe?
Joyce: (sexy tone) because you're charming, handsome, smart and calculating.
And you Jimmy babe, what do you wanna call me?
James (still uninterested): I think I will call you zebra
Joyce: (smiling and kissing his cheek) ooh that's sweet, why would you call me that?
James: because of your stretch-marks!!!!!!!!
Monday, July 18, 2011
Men are not romantic
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