Monday, May 28, 2012

Kumasi Asante Kotoko Officially Declared Ghana League Champions

Monday, 28 May 2012 09:48

Kumasi Asante Kotoko was yesterday officially declared Champions of the 2011/2012 GLO Ghana Premier League after the last round of matches were played at the various centers. It was all joy for Kotoko as they wrapped up victory over Tema Youth in front of their home fans at the Baba Yara Stadium in Kumasi. Kotoko won the game 1-0 through a Richard Yeboah goal.

The magnificent league trophy was presented to the Captain of Kotoko, Isaac Amoako, by the President of the Ghana Football Association, Mr Kwesi Nyantakyi, assisted by the Ashanti Regional Minister, Dr Kwaku Agyemang-Mensah, to thunderous applause from the home fans at the highly attended match.

This brings to 21, the number of League Trophies won by Kotoko, and marks a return of the Club to the CAF Champions League.

The rest of the results, as monitored by ISD Sports Desk are:

Aduana Stars           1 - 1     Liberty
Wa All Stars             1 - 0     Medeama SC
Ebusua Dwarfs         0 - 2     AshGold
Edubiase FC             1 - 0     Bechem United
Wassaman United    1 - 0     Heart of Lions
Hearts of Oak           4 - 0     Arsenals
Berekum Chelsea     1 - 1     Mighty Jets

Three teams, namely, Bechem United, Tudu Mighty Jets and Wassaman United have all been relegated to the Division 1 League.

Monday, 28 May 2012

Kumasi Asante Kotoko was yesterday officially declared Champions of the 2011/2012 GLO Ghana Premier League after the last round of matches were played at the various centers. It was all joy for Kotoko as they wrapped up victory over Tema Youth in front of their home fans at the Baba Yara Stadium in Kumasi. Kotoko won the game 1-0 through a Richard Yeboah goal.

The magnificent league trophy was presented to the Captain of Kotoko, Isaac Amoako, by the President of the Ghana Football Association, Mr Kwesi Nyantakyi, assisted by the Ashanti Regional Minister, Dr Kwaku Agyemang-Mensah, to thunderous applause from the home fans at the highly attended match.

This brings to 21, the number of League Trophies won by Kotoko, and marks a return of the Club to the CAF Champions League.

The rest of the results,
Aduana Stars            1 - 1     Liberty
Wa All Stars             1 - 0     Medeama SC
Ebusua Dwarfs         0 - 2     AshGold
Edubiase FC             1 - 0     Bechem United
Wassaman United    1 - 0     Heart of Lions
Hearts of Oak           4 - 0     Arsenals
Berekum Chelsea     1 - 1     Mighty Jets

Three teams, namely, Bechem United, Tudu Mighty Jets and Wassaman United have all been relegated to the Division 1 League.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Three Sons

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered.

Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."

The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."

The third smiled and said, "I've got you, both beat.
You know how Mom enjoys the Bible, and you know she can't see very well.
I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible.
It took 20 monks in a monastery 12 years to teach him.
I had to pledge to contribute $100,000.00 a year for 10 years, but it was worth it .
Mom just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."

Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks to her sons.

" Milton ," she wrote the first son, "The house you built is so huge.
I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house ! ."

"Marvin," she wrote to the second, "I am too old to travel.
I stay home all the time, so I never use the Mercedes.
And the driver is so rude!"

"Dearest Melvin," she wrote to her third son, "You were the only son to have the good sense to know what your mother likes.
That chicken was delicious!"

Three Ladies in a Sauna:

Three Ladies in a Sauna:

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID.
I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE.
I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

 

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH.
NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER..

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!


 

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Konadu named Black Stars assistant coach

Maxwell Konadu has been appointed as the assistant coach of the Black Stars by the Ghana Football Association.

The appointment of the Asante Kotoko coach was confirmed by the GFA on Thursday following the announcement of some changes in the backroom staff of the various national teams.

Konadu will assist Kwesi Appiah with Nasam Yakubu taking over as the goalkeepers' trainer.

Black Stars

Head coach: James Akwasi Appiah
Assistant coach: Maxwell Konadu
Goalkeepers trainer: Nasam Yakubu
Team Doctor: Dr. Adam Baba
Physiotherapist: Col. Ofosu Anim
Masseur: Samuel Ankomah
Welfare Officer - Sarbahn Quaye
Equipment Officer - Ismail Hamidu