Vehicle Tracking Device

Why wait for your car to be stolen or misuse before you start looking for solutions!

Our tracking device,Tramigo T22 offers a user friendly and secure way to track and monitor your cars anywhere in the world. 
      

Below are some of the amazing features of Tramigo tracking devices.  
 
·         Check location of your vehicle anytime, anywhere with txt message
·         Shut down Engine via SMS, Ignition sensing and other IO features.
·         Receive useful reports such as speed, trip or Zone crossing
·         Use local language commands on any mobile phone or PC
·         Location information with local GPS powered our detailed Tramigo landmark.
·         Microphone for in-vehicle listening (enables the owner to make a silent call to the device and listen to conversations going on in the case of theft.)
·         Get notified instantly when the carrier leaves or reaches its destination.
·         Free monthly fees
·         Fuel management system
·         Free installation
·         Free accessories

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Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.  We've all heard
about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference
between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both result in serious injuries.

Do you fart in bed?

If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick.
 
He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural.
She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out.
Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts..
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic foot steps as he ran into the bath room.
 
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes!
 
After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.
She bit her lip as she asked him what the matter was.
He said, 'honey you were right.' 'All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you'. 'What do you mean?' asked his wife.
'Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.
But by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in!